5 stars: This game had a monumental impact on my entire existence. It showed me just how beautiful a piece of art could be, and exactly what to aspire for in life. As of now, I've quit my job and dropped out of Harvard to achieve my true calling as a Pipe Dodger Gamer™. Thank you Daniel.
5 stars: I have had an incredible experience with this app. It blows my mind that a highschool junior created this app from scratch. I would definitely reccomend this to everyone.
4 stars: controls are okay. background is dull. need more colour. nice
5 stars: this app is amazing , i would highly recommend it.
5 stars: lol is this flappy bird?
5 stars: Wow this game is simply amazing!
5 stars: better than waqar syed
5 stars: Brilliant
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