5 stars: I wanted to see the wisdom of the potato. It came out of the screen and jumped into my microwave. It then came out and open a can of beans, and put then in the microwave. After the microwave beeped, Potato took the beans and drowned itself in them. What made the potato want to do this? I have no idea, but it was very tasty. Thank you for this amazing potato!
4 stars: Help! I followed some ideas from other reviews but I've been playing for 2 weeks and still only have one miner. Anyone? I need to get more miners. I've clicked ads, I've touched the potato 50,000 times in a session. I've bought items. Nothing works. I'm about to give up!
5 stars: Help us o mighty potato! Please guide us through the transcedental journey of the potato. We are lost! We need some support. Dude, seriously, give us a hint.
5 stars: Potato, I saw this and Imedeity thought "jacksepticeye" so I got it just for that very purpose but ended up loving it for some reason!
4 stars: Confused... how do I play this game?
5 stars: Sabedoria Eterna batata amém
5 stars: Potato Wait is the key...
5 stars: THUS GAM IZ CUL
5 stars: Very very very crazy hahaha
5 stars: POTATO IS THE KEY TO ALL MYSTERIES OF LIFE
5 stars: Potato = life
5 stars: The best app ever. I love potatos so much.
5 stars: An indeed holy game to be praised throughout the ages.
5 stars: Potatoes if you love Potatoes you gotta have this Game!
5 stars: Best. App. Ever. This will change your...