3 stars: I've only played the demo, which failed to interest me. The fact that I wasn't given a choice to make my own character messed stuff up too, which begs the question of why did the developer bother making character statistics? If you're going to force us to use a pre-made character, then just set the stats for that character, or remove them completely.
5 stars: I don't understand why many reviewers criticised this game so harshly. I personally found this interactive fiction pretty decent. The characters are lovable and memorable. Sure, we can't choose the names for the two main protagonists of this story, but this game still fulfills the criteria for an interactive fiction.
4 stars: A fun story, with a lot of options. There are a couple minor goofs in the text but nothing that derails the story at all. Well done!
5 stars: Good length for the money and some very unique (and unusual) choices. Pretty funny too.
5 stars: Such a comedic treasure. I've beaten it on one playthrough and the ending was original and fitting.
5 stars: The sheer ridiculousness of the insanity options are just gold. 10/10, would play/read again
5 stars: The game is good, but 5 stars for the Jake from Statefarm joke.
5 stars: I can honestly say it is hands down the best IF story I ever wrote. For now, at least.
5 stars: Dont know why people complain about the premade characters
5 stars: Let's see what you got
5 stars: Great job!
3 stars: Nice
5 stars: ...