5 stars: I met the love of my life, Julia, on this app and I've never been happier. We are currently planning to open a ceiling fan store together and its all thanks to 3neon!
4 stars: My main mommies told me to try it out, and I'm glad I did. 1st guy I matched with made me cum in only 4 STROKES. Now to find a guy for my homeless, fresh from jail, hot black guy friend to stay with, then I will give a 5 star review.
5 stars: the Perfect dating app. wouldn't know about it if it wasn't for the water champ. Very helpful for seeking black homeless felons. They will piss on you, beat you, anything you like. Try it out, guy!
5 stars: I was hoping this app would help me find a mommy who keeps her jeans high and tight, but it isn't unlocked in my area yet. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue to wait here for my buffalo burger in the meantime.
5 stars: Before finding this app, there was no one to piss on me OR beat me. Nowadays, there are plenty of people that wanna do just that. Thanks 3neon! I'm home here now (;
5 stars: Who is Randy? Please Unlock right now right now right now right now. I just opened a mechanic shop, im looking for someone that will enjoy laughing through the hard hitting times.
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5 stars: try it out, my brother didn't believe me but after i found my wife using this app he even believes me now, 4 strokes is all it took.
5 stars: Not unlocked in my zip yet, but I can't wait to meet some real cool guys i...