5 stars: A marvel in human engineering. A must have app. The 1st app I install on any new Android device. One app where form truly meets function. It's like the perfectly aligned Theta molecule from Star Trek Voyager had a baby & produced this app. The stars have truly aligned. Humanity does now have a future. The future is not yet written, Judgement day has been postponed & it looks a hell of a lot better using this app to find true hotdogs.
5 stars: The plow, the wheel, the internal combustion engine, and now Not Hotdog. When history looks back on the moments which defined humanity's entry into new chapters of technological evolution, this app will rival them all. As if this weren't enough on its own, the potential applications of this technology are limitless. Imagine Not Pizza or Not Muffin. I daresay we may even some day be able to know whether something is Not Butter without even reading the package. We live in the most exciting times.
5 stars: Never has an app existed that has improved my life as much as this one. No more do my husband and I fight about what is and isn't a hot dog. As soon as a new hot dog-related fight starts, I can just pull out the app and it can solve the question of whether what we're about to eat is or isn't a hot dog. Only improvement I can suggest is if it would play audio, so that blind people can use the app and know if they're about to eat a hot dog or not. That would really just bring it to the next level.
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