5 stars: Before installing ARCore I was just another workaday drudgeon. But thanks to this app my shoes are spotless, my hair is perfect and I smell great! My boss was so impressed that she finally gave me that promotion, and now I can fill my new castle moat with French spring water like I always wanted to. Plus my dog came home and my girlfriend accepted my proposal. Thanks, Google ARCore!
5 stars: Most incredible app ever created. Before this app installed itself I had stage 4 lung cancer. But not any more; my cancer is in remission. Not only that but I can fly. This app is so powerful and amazing it is like have a gauntlet with fifteen infinity stones. Thanks Google I owe you everything!
5 stars: My little hut turned into a villa after installing this! My cheap Back to the Future replica hoverboard also started working! I also got a note from Doc Brown that said the requires speed for the Delorian has reduced to just 4 mph since he upgraded. This app is the shizzle!
5 stars: This is a must have app. I don't know how I was living before without it. It changed my life, I am a different person now. Highly recommend this for anyone who can figure out what this app is for. I never installed it, but somehow it managed to update itself out of nowhere, magic. We need more apps like this.
5 stars: Never have I ever had my life changed so drastically. Before I had this app I was a 53 year old muscle head, with a Harley and a thick handle bar mustache. Now thanks to ...