5 stars: the Perfect dating app. wouldn't know about it if it wasn't for the water champ. Very helpful for seeking black homeless felons. They will piss on you, beat you, anything you like. Try it out, guy!
5 stars: Can't wait to take 10 to 12 benadryl and try it out! Just hope the app isn't full of tik-toks... Maybe I'll meet someone who loves me as much as Joe loves Julia. We can have a nice dinner date with some moose soup.
5 stars: I was hoping this app would help me find a mommy who keeps her jeans high and tight, but it isn't unlocked in my area yet. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue to wait here for my buffalo burger in the meantime.
5 stars: mommies told me about it, so I decided to try it out. not unlocked yet but been keeping my Jean's high and tight to meet Mike Tyson for mouse soup. hoping after a little rub, rub, rub well hug to orgasm and I can show off my dad boner
5 stars: Before finding this app, there was no one to piss on me OR beat me. Nowadays, there are plenty of people that wanna do just that. Thanks 3neon! I'm home here now (;
5 stars: Who is Randy? Please Unlock right now right now right now right now. I just opened a mechanic shop, im looking for someone that will enjoy laughing through the hard hitting times.
5 stars: I met the love of my life, Julia, on this app and I've never been happier. We are currently planning to open a ceiling fan store together and its all thanks to 3neon!
5 stars: The main mommies said, \
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